IT'S OUR QUEEN COURTNEY STODDEN!
She and Doug had just gotten out of a car while we were walking in the other direction, and we did a full on double take. I recognized her fabulous arm band, while my boyfriend spotted Doug's hat. I screamed at him to grab my phone as we dashed to her side! She was super sweet and seemed to be curious as to why I was overdressed. I explained the event to her and she showed me her tiny pink underpants! She smelled very nice. I tried to make my best sexy face for this momentous occasion.
Source: Me and the best day of my life!