Kim Zolciak: fake bitch, can't haggle

An ONTD exclusive? Hell yes, it is.

As you've all already read, Kim Zolciak made a seemingly out-of-character good decision this weekend: when she got married, she bought a used wedding dress. Hey, in this economy, none of us can be mad at that, right? All the gossip sites, including this one, are reporting that she has a $58,000 dress, but I noticed that none actually say what she paid. Needless to say,  I got to sleuthin' (it's Friday, I have no life, do not judge me even for a moment).

What size dress did Kim buy?
Who was the previous bride who spent such a stupid about of money on a freaking dress you wear one damned time?
And what kind of deal did Kim get?

Kim bought the size 2 dress for full asking price.  She bought a used dress with zero haggling (which is the custom if you peruse around the site).  Despite spending more time than I care to admit searching for it, I can't find the "new" price for the Baracci dress in question.

And finally, the website also did a feature on the bride who sold the dress- a beautiful woman named Janice who had a lovely wedding but makes really poor financial decisions.

She vaguely looks like a prettier Octomom, y/y?

Her maid of honor is her twin sister and she is wearing one of those light-blocking curtains that you put in a theater room

Someone's trying to upstage the bride with her Kardashian-esque armpit pose

NGL, the groom and get it. Definitely more so than Kroy.

The dress "sold" listing
The seller's photo profile