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Gene Simmons Gets Credit To Cheat On Eve Of Wedding


As one of the world’s most infamous rockers gets ready to settle down, Gene Simmons been given an offer he might not be able to resist!

Adult website AshleyMadison.com has given the Family Jewels reality show star a gift that truly keeps on giving and RadarOnline.com has all the exclusive details.

In addition to a Magimix toaster from Williams-Sonoma, Gene has been given 1 million Ashley Madison credits, which will allow him to “Pursue (practically) unlimited discreet affairs for the rest of your life.”

The card, sent to him by Noel Biderman, the Ashley Madison founder, reads: “Your decades spent as in international playboy inspired not only me, but millions of horny men around the world. As you and your bride enter the sacred oath of matrimony this weekend, we wanted to provide you the best gift we could think of.”

Gene is set to wed Shannon Tweed, his longtime (and long suffering!) girlfriend and mother of his two children, Saturday at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Mazel Tov!

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Tags: marriage, music / musician (rock), reality show celebrity
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