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What happens when you give Beefstew a bath and a make over?

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Kristen Stewart, star of the upcoming Breaking Dawn: Foetus Of Blood somehow made it onto the cover of the September issue of W magazine.

Photographs by THE LEGENDARY Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
Styled by Edward Enninful

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Those teeth are not the business

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I can't deny her weave game in this, it's very 1980s housewife yearning for excitement in her sexual life but her husband is gay so she seeks satisfaction with the gardener.


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Not that these things are related but did you know that some of the symptoms of meth abuse are constantly picking at face, strong body odor, dry or itchy skin, pale complexion, shadows under eyes and mood swings? Interesting. That's all...interesting.


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There's an interview at the sauce but I ain't posting that shit coz a) NO and b) you guys won't read it anyway.

Here's the vid of the interview. She has to be on meth





So what do you think ONTD do we hate it or do we love it? Personally I think it's...okay, even pretty in some, a bit trite tho.
Anyway, praise be to the great Mert & Marcus for managing to make our twitchy, dead eyed, sulky, talent starved, incoherent, moody BeefStew look halfway decent.






TYFYT ONTD

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XOXO

Tags: kristen stewart, photo shoot, twilight
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