Axel Braun, director of the Batman and Avatar porn parodies, has finished principal photography on Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, which is in 3D and releases on DVD in September. Judging from the safe for work trailer below it may be genuinely funny, rather than just labelled parody to get around copyright laws while being devoid of humor. Take this exchange for example (take it all).
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader who was a pupil of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava . . .
Luke: I think I want to go home now.
It’ll also be interesting to see them explain how Lexington Steele can be Seth Gamble’s father. Rounding out the rest of the cast are Allie Haze as Princess Leia, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, and Alec Knight as Chewbacca. One of the press releases informs us Chewbacca will be having a sex scene, which totally wasn’t one of our concerns. *quickly deletes Google search history* Speaking of Chewbacca, check out the safe for work pictures after the trailer for some candid set photos.
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