Summary for sinners who are too lazy to watch:
- Is overly affectionate with the interviewer in a way that would make your pants jealous.
- Says his mustache is a growth that appeared on his face while at the American Pie set, and that it is very stupid.
- The vibe is very good on the AP Reunion set despite some of the cast members' past, well-publicized ordeals (i.e Tara Reid's life).
- Encourages you again to smoke before viewing A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas.
- Says he has a very different look in Total Recall, and there are bizarre things going on with his body and his hair.
- Knows jack shit about Star Trek 2 but scenes have been written.
- Fans are crabby about lack of Star Trek 2.
- Overall, remains entirely flawless.