Putting Rosie O'Donnell's gay family cruise to shame, Neil Patrick Harris, his partner David Burtka and their twin baby friends are currently making the pink dolphins in St. Tropez spit sparkly rainbows out of their blowholes by sailing around on a fancy yacht with Elton John, his husband David Furnish and their baby friend. BABIES AND GAYS! One of those things hates me right away and the other one of those things only hates me after I make a mouth vom when they ask me if I like Lady Caca.
When NPH and David aren't singing the lullaby version of show tunes to all those babies (the original cast recording comes out in the fall) down below, they're letting the sun grace their bulges on the deck.
You know, seeing NPH all grown up and with his own babies should make me feel old and lonely, but it doesn't. I'm too busy coming to terms with the fact that a topless Doogie Howser is making my nipples twerk by themselves.
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