nappyxheadedxho (nappyxheadedxho) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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Jeremy Jackson guest strips at one of the Chippendales shows

I don't get paid for this, so here's some commentary from D-Listed:
During Jeremy Jackson's dark meth days, it seemed like his future was filled with taking loads to the nalgas on a third-rate amateur gay porn website and look at him now! Hobie from Baywatch proved that he has come a long way by baring his Tang-glazed torso for a crowd of horny screaming old ladies who got so excited that they jizzed through their p-holes and pissed through their birth holes.

Jeremy was a guest stripper during one of the Chippendales shows at the Rio in Las Vegas over the weekend. Jeff from 98 Degrees is currently headlining the show and the thought of him giving Jeremy an oily "break a leg" hug backstage is nearly making me jizz through my p-hole and piss through my jizz hole. Yes, I know that dudes technically piss and jizz through the same hole, but a freak accident involving a tiny urethra dildo took that convenience away from me. It's a sore subject.

Here's more of Jeremy posing with his fellow man strippers over the weekend. Yes, I too am looking at Jeremy's serious cheekbones and thinking to myself that they would make the perfect place to rest your feet while you ride on top. Footrest cheekbones! Great minds, etc...














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