People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

"Ryan and Al will be in the Catskills later this week."

– Matt Lauer, after Crazy, Stupid, Love star Ryan Gosling recreated Dirty Dancing's famous lift with Al Roker, on the Today show

"They're saying I'm single."

– Marc Anthony, joking with his concert crowd in Bogotá, Colombia, the day after he and wife Jennifer Lopez announced their split

"Do you ever worry about your moment having passed?"

– ABC news anchor Dan Harris, questioning Paris Hilton just before she walked out of their interview, on Good Morning America

"Daddy's little girl!"

– Victoria Beckham, sharing a photo of hubby David holding their newborn baby girl, Harper Seven, on Twitter

"I've been doing singing mermaid in a wheelchair since 1980 – You can keep the meat dress and the firecracker t--s – mermaid's mine."

– Bette Midler, schooling Lady Gaga, on Twitter

"I kind of feel like a soccer mom."

– Vanessa Hudgens, giving the long and short of her new pixie cut – part of her drastic movie makeunder – to Access Hollywood

"I want somebody hot, I want somebody exciting, somebody passionate, and I'll do the rest."

– Maksim Chmerkovskiy, declaring Team USA soccer star Hope Solo as his dream partner for the next season of Dancing with the Stars, to PEOPLE

"I'm about to prove you wrong."

– YouTube sensation Rebecca Black, answering her critics in her new song, "My Moment"

"Screw that show! What did that show ever do for me? I have a movie coming out, what could possibly go wrong?!"

– Crazy, Stupid, Love star Steve Carell, throwing his former show The Office under the bus, on The Late Show

"I never liked Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan much."

– Current James Bond Daniel Craig, taking a shot at his 007 predecessors, to EW

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Matt Lauer
Dan Harris must be a member of ONTD
Victoria Beckham
Bette Midler OH SNAP
Maksim Chmerkovskiv kills spellcheck
Rebecca Black IT'S FRIDAY
Steve Carell
Daniel Craig 007