We love Sean Penn, he can always be counted on to do something, anything to get himself press. Remember his feeble attempt to save children from the floods of New Orleans, Louisiana?
Remember how it failed miserably when his decrepit boat started leaking dangerously and Captain Penn - the savior of children - who was desperate to do "whatever I can to help", reportedly forgot to plug a hole in the rescue vessel, which promptly started sinking.
The actor, known for his political activism, was seen wearing what appeared to be a white flak jacket and was frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic beer cup.
Penn rightfully attracted criticism from onlookers when they saw the boat was already crammed with several of his entourage - including a photographer - before any flood victims even climbed onboard.
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When the boat's motor failed to start, those aboard were forced to paddle themselves down the flooded New Orleans street.
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Page Six details the latest press to come his way: 'IT's a good thing for Ann Coulter that Sean Penn doesn't know voodoo. Penn has a plastic Barbie-like doll of the right-wing pundit that he likes to torture on occasion.
"We violate her," the ornery actor tells The New Yorker about his mini-Coulter. "There are cigarette burns in some funny places. She's a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn't believe a word she says." Coulter mentioned Penn's father, blacklisted director Leo Penn, in her book, "Treason."'
Penn is a sick puppy.. And you thought he was just pretending to be Jeff Spicoli. What a tool.