Reminding You All of ONTD's Daddy Issues

Eli Roth hanging out in Ischia, Italy reminding you that despite all your hate he has more money ( and body hair ) than you. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

I SWEAR I THOUGHT SHE WAS 14!

LOL I'm kidding, Eli, ilu



LOOK AT THIS E-PORN STAR


FUCK YEAH HOT JEWS


"Look at her asth. It'sth stho flat. Sthlut. I hope she diesth."


SEXUAL NAPALM


HATERS DIDN'T MAKE PUBERTY THEIR MANBITCH


Okay he plays too much this looks like the Bigfoot sighting


LOOK AT ALL THIS MANLINESS.


YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND HUSBANDS COULD NEVER CYBER LIKE THIS MAN


Sauce 1 2


Haters are pubeless and androphobic