BREAKING: Megan Fox's perfection reaches inhuman levels

In addition to being physically perfect, Megan Fox decided on Thursday evening to take to her official Facebook fan page and be sarcastically flawless, effectively making me (and anyone with eyes) want to jump off of a building in a revolt against the unfairness her mere existence creates in the Universe.

In an album titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX", perhaps a nod to the negative rumors that she's had plastic surgery, or perhaps to make fun of her uglier, more desperate Hollywood peers, Megan posted four photos of herself making silly faces that just look plain beautiful on someone as stunning as her.

source: Megan's Facebook