Watch Stephen Colbert’s Hilarious Northwestern Commencement Speech
This morning in Evanston, Illinois, Northwestern University's 2,800 graduating students gathered for commencement. On hand to give the commencement address? None other than alum Stephen Colbert of the class of '86, who delivered an uproarious 20-minute speech which squeezed in references to campus controversies like "Brothelgate" and a professor's infamous sex demonstration. It's embedded above for your enjoyment.
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what year are you bb?
"It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound reinvention."
So lucky NW. If I had known, I would have tried to go just for the hell of it LOL. Even though I probs would have needed tickets but w/e.
U of I has...Hugh Hefner as an alum. LOL. Wish we had someone cooler who could be a prospective speaker at our commencements!
My bro's class ceremony of 297 students took 4 HOURS! THIS IS GOING TO TAKE ALL DAY!
Stephen is cute but I liked Conan's more
"To his friends [Dr. Kim]'s Jim Kim, J to the K, Special K, J.K. Rowling, The Just Kidding Kidster and most puzzling, Stinky Pete."
I had Massachusetts Atty. General Martha Coakley, and she was fucking horrible.