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Cornrows and Cheetos

KEVIN FEDERLINE DONATES CORNROWS TO THE UNFORTUNATE

Kevin Federline’s publicist (if you can get those three words out without bursting into hysterics, you’re a better person than we are – not that that’s hard), Marilyn Lopez reports that K-Fed has been rapping away on a new album while in Maui — “but vacationing, too,” with Britney Spears
 
And by “vacationing” she means getting a tattoo of an embryo featuring tribal designs, according to Ted Casablancas. Tribal tattoo? How very mid-90s Pamela Anderson of him. The embryo thing is just grody and adds to the speculation that Britney is presently sperminated. Although, this is the first time K-Fed has acknowledged his children, which is kind of touching.
 
Lopez added that “he just chopped off 10 inches of his hair for Locks of Love.” Donating to charity is always a good thing and Locks of Love is a great organization, but the gesture is completely negated by the threat of the album, which is truly an act of terror.

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