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Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. Kevin Federline, has told Blender magazine that if his nascent rapping career doesn't work out, he has another idea to bring home a paycheck to wife Britney and son Sean: He'll be a dance club stripper. (Yes, he really said that.)
K-Fed, as he wants to be called, will soon release a rap CD. Word has it that Britney laughed when she first heard it. If that's a fairly widespread reaction among the public, Federline told Blender, "I'll be at your local strip club, but I'll be the one dancing."
Here's another great quote. Blender asked K-Fed how he found time to spend with the wife and kid, considering all that rapping he's doing. His answer? "I have no golf game anymore," he told the magazine. "Monday through Friday, I get up at 7:30 a.m., train at the gym for two hours, then go to the studio. I have weekends off to see my kids and to spend time with my old lady." Gee, how sweet. How romantic.