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Possibly a fun Jen post for once, eh

Who should date Jennifer Aniston?

Image hosting by TinyPicWhen we met Jennifer Aniston on "Friends" all those years ago, every woman wanted her hair and America wondered when Ross and Rachel would marry. By the time the show ended, Jen and Brad Pitt were Hollywood's most-beloved twosome. Now, Jen's left repeating in endless interviews that she's recovered from the divorce and moving on. But her love life is still a question mark. We thought we'd help her out. Here are suggestions from some top matchmakers and relationship experts.
(Kevork Djansezian/AP Photo)


Image hosting by TinyPicJen's successful, fabulously wealthy and beautiful. Perhaps that's enough to scare off any man alive. … Except Matthew McConaughey, a match that would pair People's "Sexiest Man Alive" with GQ's "Woman of the Year." "Despite their success, they're both laid-back, bohemian types who live in the moment," said Jill Spiegel, author of "The Flirtologist's Guide to Dating."

Matthew's Status: Single, 36, dating Penelope Cruz
Career Highlight: Went from "Dazed and Confused" to Kate Hudson's guy in "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days."
(AP Photo/Jeff Christensen)


Image hosting by TinyPicThey once laughed at the very notion of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, and maybe they still do, but at least they're married. It's Hollywood hip for actresses to take up with younger men, so Jen may want to go "Brokeback" with Jake Gyllenhaal. "What a great transition from Brad, and a nice change from Vince Vaughn, who's a doll, but he's not exactly stepping up to the plate," said April Masini, online advice columnist and author of "Date Out of Your League."

Jake's Status: 25, single, once linked to Kirsten Dunst
Career Highlight: Oscar nomination for "Brokeback Mountain."
(AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)


Image hosting by TinyPicFor the ultimate in revenge, Jen should hook up with Angelina Jolie's ex Billy Bob Thornton. If you think Brangelina gets headlines, wait until the tabloids grab a hold of Billybobiston! "They'd be on the front page every day. You should just be aware if you're doing something out of revenge. You want to pick someone you love," said Jeff Cohen, About.com's dating and relationship maven. Of course, a lot of people love getting even.

Billy Bob's Status: 50, married five times
Career Highlight: An Oscar win for the "Sling Blade" screenplay, along with two acting nominations.
(AP Photo/Jim Cooper)


Image hosting by TinyPicCould Jen be kicking it "Old School" with Luke Wilson? "They fit like a hot dog to a bun. … Delicious," said Fuse Music Network V.J. Marianela, who entered the stars' names in Fuse's "Perfect Pair" text-messaging matchmaking service and found they scored. "Start thinking about a wedding planner."

Luke's Status: 34, never married, previously linked to Gwyneth Paltrow and Drew Barrymore
Career Highlight: Played a character in love with his onscreen sister (Paltrow) in "The Royal Tenenbaums."
(AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)


Image hosting by TinyPicJen is an Aquarius and needs to balance out with someone who will give her focus. "She doesn't need a Vince Vaughn-type to pal around with, but a counterpart," said Jeff Jawer, the AOL Horoscopes Astrologer, who thinks a strong, level-headed Leo, specifically Edward Norton, is in her stars, and may be her soulmate.
Ed's Status: 36, never married, previously linked to Salma Hayek and Courtney Love
Career Highlights: The "Fight Club" star got Oscar nominations for "American History X" and "Primal Fear."
(AP Photo/Michel Euler)


Image hosting by TinyPicMaybe Jen needs to move away from actors, but not away from Hollywood altogether. "She needs a quirky guy who's also got depth. He should be in show business, but still an outsider. … Someone like Charlie Kaufman," said Laurie Graff, author of "Looking for Mr. Goodfrog." The Oscar-winning screenwriter is married, but Graff says that should be Jen's blueprint.

Charlie's Status: 47, Married
Career Highlights: Oscar for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" and nominations for "Being John Malkovich" and "Adaptation."
(AP Photo/Rene Macura)


Image hosting by TinyPicIf Jen wants to play "The Good Girl" in quirky films, Quentin Tarantino may be her man. "He'd find her a muse and make her the film diva she truly is. He would appreciate her deeper qualities, and she could use a little of that, lately," said April Masini, online advice columnist and author of "Date Out of Your League."

Quentin's Status: 42, never married, previously linked to Mira Sorvino
Career Highlights: A screenwriting Oscar and Best Director nomination for "Pulp Fiction."
(AP Photo/Stefano Paltera)

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***Based on looks, I pick Tarantino.

***EDIT: Yeah, 'cos, you know, this is stuff to be taken seriously. -eyeroll-

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