What's going on with the tarantula eyelashes?
I understand it's a statement, but with the hair in her face, I don't know. She's so gorgeous.
What happened? I don't even know where to begin.
Okay, either Sara Jessica Parker has big hands, or Matthew has a small penis.
Oh, good, I'm glad he cleared that up.
Rock, scissors, paper?
Bradley! His face is most certainly not symmetrical.
I sincerely hope that's his daughter.
Shortly after this picture was taken Macy Gray smeared hot sauce all over Nicole Richie and devoured her ass in two bites! - DListed
Wonder if Chloe reads ONTD?
Chloe Sevigny dislikes the gossip pages in tabloid newspapers intensely but admits most of the stories about her friends are accurate. The star often finds herself thumbing through tabloids, despite her best intentions.
She tells Rolling Stone magazine, "Tabloids. They're horrible, but they're really addictive. And I believe that almost all of it is true. Sadly. Everything that I've read that has to do with anyone I've ever known has been pretty spot on."