If Victoria can help me pick out shoes for my bloated feet, I'm sure she can help me give birth!
Katie Holmes has allegedly asked Victoria Beckham to be her birthing partner.
The screen beauty - who is expecting her first baby with fiancé Tom Cruise this year - reportedly wants the former Spice Girl to be by her side when she goes into labour.
A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: 'Victoria and Katie have struck a real rapport ever since they were introduced by Tom and both of them are thrilled by the friendship.
'Victoria has become something of a mother hen to Katie, so when she was asked if she would be with her during the birth, she said yes straight away.'
Because the pair live in different countries - mum-of-three Victoria lives in Spain, while Katie lives in the US - they are spending time on the phone preparing for the birth.
The source added: 'Twice a week they both set aside half an hour to chat about the impending birth and any worried Katie might have.
'Sometimes they even practise breathing exercises over the phone.'
So, that's what she's telling Tom. If only there were a recording of that. I love some of the shit people make up! Shouldn't Tom be doing the breathing exercises with her? He's even outsourcing that!