The singer lashed out after delving into her trusty dressing-up box again - this time for a DAME EDNA-style purple wig and sheer catsuit with strategic zips.
Insisting she isn't all weird style over substance, she said she would still be a great pop star in her birthday suit. Which she often almost is.
She told NME: "Let me tell you something. If you f****** rip my hairbow and my wig off my f****** head, my shoes, my bra, every single thing on my body, and you throw me on a piano with a microphone, I will f****** make you cry."
Those zips almost made me cry, bringing back painful childhood memories of There's Something About Mary.
GaGa continued: "I feel I have been probed endlessly about who the f*** I am. I have been quite open about it.
"And still nobody seems to have a clue."
It isn't just being probed that makes her angry either.
The New Yorker - who released new single Judas last week - said big-name artists and producers keep sending her songs to record because they don't realise she writes her own.
She said: "I'm not going to start churning out what you expect.
"If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off."
Sounds like GaGa needs a nice cup of tea and a sit down.