Surfhus (surfhus) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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Lourdes Thinks Her Mom's a Lesbian!

Lourdes was left confused about her mother's sexuality when she saw her lock lips with Britney Spears during the MTV Awards. Vadge has cleared things up with her daughter by letting her know it was purely spiritual.

She said: "I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star and I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

Seriously who says that shit?! Just tell her the truth. "Darling, mama's career is pretty much washed up so I needed to whore myself out like that so people felt I was still sexy and current!"

Be real!

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lol at them not mentioning Xtina

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