WARM AND SQUISHY MAX ADLER GRACED THE OPENING OF TAO BEACH IN LAS VEGAS BLAH BLAH BLAH LET'S JUST LOOK AT THIS BEEFY DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKIN' HUNK OF MAN
FANNIN' MY VAGINA HARD AS FUCK
Oh hay Gabi and bitch of stranger descent named Irina Shayk ( a model but I don't care about this bitch just Max and Gabi )
GOD HE'S JUST SO CUDDLY I WANNA CLONE HIM AND BRAINWASH IT TO DO NOTHING BUT EAT, SNUGGLE, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, AND FUCK LIKE A JACKHAMMER THAT JUST GOT OUT OF ROAD WORK EQUIPMENT PRISON</big></big>
I hope this post has made you as
I am now!
Max, bestow upon me thine holy seed and blesseth me with a child brought forth from thy unrivaled virility.
PUT A BABY IN MY FRONT BUTT ( that I don't have but fuck off )