combat_pearl (combat_pearl) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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So Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Are Back Together



Apparently Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are just going to pretend she didn’t bang his best friend because here they are at Starbucks yesterday looking like a normal married couple going through the motions while dying a little more each day inside. That, or she’s really fucking with his head as payback for knocking her up because keep in mind her father’s a pastor who also happens to love large tits. “Abortion? Oh, no, that milk’s gotta come in. I mean, a *cough cough* that’s a life in there. Something stuck in my throat.”
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