amanduhtt (amanduhtt) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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its that time again...teds blind vice

One Toke Over the Dotted Line Blind Vice


Hash Bilk makes me laugh. He makes me cry. And it turns out Hash makes himself laugh. And cry. And maybe even get the munchies and devour whole bags of potato chips. After all, that's what many folks do when they get stoned.

Getting stoned is nothing mega, I know. As one bigwig agent chick blabbed to me earlier this week, "Everyone loves [certain sweetie-poo star]. She's just a sweet, nice pothead."

I, for one, contest this statement and point to a certain hemp-hyper as Captain Ganja of Malibu, but alas, we're digressing. And I'm not even stoned!

Anyway, here's when firing up the joint does become big news: when you do it at the office.

And that's exactly what H.B., a major exec and talent, is doing. He even had a special ventilated-office annex built. You know, a smoky little hideaway where he can puff and giggle all he wants without some evil, aspiring CEO sniffing him out. Smart, Hash, I just hope you're careful about who you bring in that room with ya.

It makes sense to me that Mr. B. likes to smoke up on the company turf. I mean, his movies can be daring. Why should it be any surprise that he is, too? And he's so talented that I've often wondered what's the secret to his success.

But who knew the secret would smell like patchouli? Not me, for one.


And it aint: Tom Cruise, Steven Spielberg, Mel Gibson

source: www.eonline.com - the awful truth


I was definitely thinking tom, apparently I was wrong
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