So you know I am who I say I am, here's me and my friend (and my other friend who doesn't need to be involved in this madness.) Also, it was Halloween, don't judge me.:
Here's my friend and her dipshit of a husband on their wedding day:
She's now pregnant and wonderful, sounds like a fairytale ending, huh?
Well, this was last week while Austin was on tour:
Now Austin, I totally get that the age of consent in NY is 17, but just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Now, normally I don't engage in these kinds of shenanigans, but I also normally don't have to deal with this level of trash. Considering my friend saved his life by marrying him so he could have the open-heart surgery he needed on her insurance, I do think this is justified. Also, I promised him last time he cheated that if he ever did it again there would be hell to pay, and it's collection time. ;]