There was a time when that title would've sent millions of guys on a frenzied porn hunt. Of course that was before Britney stepped in the Ugly-mobile and took a long drive down Chubby Avenue.
In any case, Spears' marriage is in trouble again. Spears, vacationing in Maui, reportedly flew into a rage after photos of her husband in the arms of French dancer Sandy Lakdar surfaced on the Internet.
---A friend says "She was literally kicking and screaming. When she got back to her suite, she was so furious, she destroyed everything in sight. She called Kevin but couldn't reach him." The friend claims Spears has since ordered her husband to pack his bags and "get the hell out" of the house she shares with him.----
Kevin's gotta be approaching platinum level hotel points at the nearest Motel 6. And that's where you want your possibly cheating husband to go - to an anonymous hotel room. Yep, nothing bad could happen there. Good thinking there Brit. Now, if you could just figure out why the DVD player keeps melting your movies and the bread won't quite fit in the toaster.