Dita Von Teese at the launch of the New-Look Jane Magazine
Nipped, tucked, injected, and anorexic - truly a thing of beauty. Plus, what the hell is she on?
T Banks looking fug at the NAACP Image Awards on Saturday in Los Angeles
David Beckham at the England Football World Cup 2006 Kit – Photocall in Manchester
Beckham on his six year old son's homework:
"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham told The Mail on Sunday’s Live magazine. "I sat down with Brooklyn the other day and I was so like, 'Victoria, maybe you should do the homework tonight.'
"It's totally done different to what I was teached when I was at school. I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this.'"
Brawny but decidedly not brainy.
Christina Aguilera at the Burlesque Club 40 Deuce
I think she got her lipstick tatooed on. Or maybe she contracted a rare, incurable std during her dirrty days that stained her lips a permanent shade of red.
Gisele Bunchen and Marc Jacobs in Harper's Bazaar
I have a total girl-crush on Gisele. I don't care if people think she has a man-face. Brazilians do it better!
Elizabeth Hurley, David Furnish, and Ciara at the Versace Fall/Winter show in Milan
Nicole Kidman at the 20th Annual American Society of Cinematographers
Outstanding Achievement Awards in Century City, CA
Srsly, who drained all her blood?
The engagement ring I assume?
Kate Moss in Chinese Vogue
Ya can't keep a good druggie down!
Sharon Stone in French Vogue
I'm so sick of her. She thinks she's all that when her only talent is spreading her legs. She needs to retire her old cooch.
Paris Hilton shopping at Kitson
Fellating a straw
Heidi Klum and Seal with the kiddies at The Ivy
They make such a great couple. I hope their marriage lasts. I wouldn't take my toddler and baby to The Ivy to be traumatized by the paparazzi though.
Jessica Simpson on and off the set of her new movie "Employee Of The Month" in Santa Fe
The only question is: Will this movie suck as much donkey balls at "The Dukes of Hazzard"? The only answer is: Yes.