Because I know you've been waiting to read what possible presidential candidate Mike Huckabee thinks of Natalie Portman accepting the Oscar with a womb full of baby and an empty wedding ring finger, here's what he said on The Michael Medved Show on Monday:
"People see a Natalie Portman who boasts, 'We're not married but we're having these children and they're doing just fine.' I think it gives a distorted image. It's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of- wedlock children. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care," he said. "And that's the story that we're not seeing."
Mike shook his head when Natalie thanked her fiance Benjamin Millipedeorwhatever for giving her the most wonderful gift ever. But wait, back in 2007, Mike slow clapped for Jamie Lynn Spears, because she chose to have her baby.
"Apparently, she's going to have the child, and I think that is the right decision, a good decision, and I respect that and appreciate it. I hope it is not an encouragement to other 16-year-olds who think that is the best course of action. But at the same time I'm not going to condemn her. It's a tragedy when a 16-year-old who is not really prepared for all the responsibilities of adult life is going to be now faced with all the responsibilities of honest-to-goodness adult life."
So, 16-year-old having a baby = OK! But, grown ass woman with a fiance having a baby = MORAL KILLER! Okay, I will update my files.
The only thing this tells us is that Mike Huckabee's favorite show is Teen Mom and he secretly hates Natalie Portman. Why? Because he wanted "the lesbian" to win!