Peter Pan Returns! And he's totally jacked, you guys.
We've remarked before on the pilfered fairytales Hollywood's been shamelessly rebooting (Alice In Wonderland! Red Riding Hood! Not one, but two versions of Snow White!) but this one kinda takes the cake. Alice producer Joe Roth and actor Channing Tatum are, as we speak, out pitching Peter Pan Returns.
No, really. The fact that Alice was a steaming, nonsensical pile of sh*t hasn't perturbed anyone. We can only imagine where he's returning; from Neverland to the real world, perhaps, as the now-grown Tatum? With Justin Bieber as the younger Pan in flashbacks? And everyone dances?