clareandromeda (clareandromeda) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

The 25 greatest "slutwave" songs of all time NSFWish

For years critics have been railing on overtly sexual pop music. The minute a woman starts talking about sex on a record, she’s a slut. C’mon, fam; just like in 1983, girls in the modern era just wanna have fun. That means embracing their sexuality, dancing, having a good time…and maybe taking a dude home, banging him, and sending him for his very own walk of shame the next morning. Nowhere is this more evident than contemporary pop music, where a whole new set of starlets are empowering women to live out their own alpha-female fantasies.

... The attitude isn’t new, it just never had a name. At least not until earlier this year, when popular blog Hipster Runoff coined the “slutwave” term, which led to it being named “Fake Genre of the Year” by Rolling Stone. So now that we finally know what to call whatever it is that Britney Spears makes, it’s time to count down The 25 Greatest Slutwave Songs of All Time…

I think the term "slutwave" is really fucking offensive so I changed "sluttiest" to "sexiest" for the rest of the post. Aside from the misogynist commentary (which I mostly deleted) I love some of these songs, hate some, disagree with the order..etc..etc-OP

#25. Lady Gaga "Love Game"

Sexiest Line: "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

#24. Nelly Furtado "Promiscuous"

Sexiest Line: "I can see you with nothing on/Feeling on me before you bring that on."

#23. Shakira "She Wolf"

Sexiest Line: "The moon's awake now with eyes wide open/My body’s craving, so feed the hungry."

#22. Christina Milian "Dip It Low"

Sexiest Line: "It's late at night, he's comin home/Meet him at the door with nothin' on/Take him by the hand, let him know it's on."

#21. Apollonia 6 "Sex Shooter"

Sexiest Line: "I need you to get me off/I'm your bomb, baby, ready to explode/I need you to get me off/Be your slave, do anything I'm told."

#20. Monifah "Touch It"

Sexiest Line: "This boy's got me wet like crazy/I want it more and more when you call my name and spank me."

#19. t.A.T.u. "All The Things She Said"

Sexiest Line: "I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed/They say it's my fault,but I want her so much."

#18. Mary Jane Girls "In My House"

Sexiest Line: "You can just make believe/When it comes down to makin' love, I'll satisfy your every need and every fantasy you think up."

#17. Jessica Simpson "Irresistible"

Sexiest Line: "I know that I'm supposed to make him wait/Let him think I like the chase, but I can't."

#16. Pussycat Dolls "Buttons"

Sexiest Line: "I'm a sexy mama who knows just how to get what I wanna/What I want to do is spring this on you/Back up all of the things that I told you."

#15. Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil' Kim & Mya "Lady Marmalade"

Sexiest Line: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

#14. Beyonce "Naughty Girl"

Sexiest Line: "You got me feelin N-A-S-T-Y/I might just take you home with me."

#13. Samantha Fox "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)"

Sexiest Line: "Hot and cold emotions confusing my brain/I could not decide between pleasure and pain/Like a tramp in the night, I was begging you/To treat my body like you wanted to."

#12. Cassie "Me & U"

Sexiest Line: "I know them other guys, they been talking about the way I do what I do/They heard I was good, they wanna see if its true."

#11. Rihanna "Rude Boy"

Sexiest Line: "Tonight, I'ma give it to you harder/Tonight, I'ma turn your body out/Relax, let me do it how I wanna/If you got it, I need it, and I'ma put it down."

#10. Kelis "Milkshake"

Sexiest Line: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/And they're like, 'It's better than yours'/Damn right it's better than yours/I can teach you, but I have to charge."

#9. Miley Cyrus "Can't Be Tamed"

Sexiest Line: "For those who don't know me, I can get a bit crazy/Have to get my way, yep, 24 hours a day/'Cause I'm hot like that."

#8. Madonna "Like A Virgin"

Sexiest Line: "Like a virgin/Feels so good inside."

#7. Peaches "Fuck The Pain Away"

Sexiest Line: "Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me/Callin' me, all the time like Blondie."

#6. Vanity 6 "Nasty Girl"

Sexiest Line: "That's right, I can't control it/I need seven inches or more/Tonight, I can no longer hold it/Get it up, get it up, I can't wait anymore."

#5. Britney Spears "Gimme More"

Sexiest Line: "The center of attention/Even when we're up against the wall, you've got me in a crazy position/If you're on a mission, you got my permission."

#4. Willa Ford "I Wanna Be Bad"

Sexiest Line: "I wanna be bad, you make that look so good/I got things on my mind I never thought I would...I'm about to break the rules."

#3. Christina Aguilera "Dirrty"

Sexiest Line: "Tight hip-huggers, low for show/Shake a little somethin', on the floor/I need that to get me off/Sweating ’til my clothes come off."

#2. Katy Perry "I Kissed A Girl"

Sexiest Line: "No, I don't even know your name/It doesn't matter, you're my experimental game."

#1. Ke$ha "Blah Blah Blah"

Sexiest Line: "I don't care where you live at/Just turn around boy, let me hit that/Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat/Just show me where your dick's at."

This is a list of "pop" songs. Female rappers have clearly been neglected. Post your favorite dirty rap songs!

Dirty song/porn party post y/y?
Tags: beyoncé, britney spears, christina aguilera, discussion, jessica simpson, katy perry, kelis, kesha, lady gaga, madonna, miley cyrus, nicole scherzinger / pussycat dolls, nobody, p!nk / carey hart, rihanna, shakira

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