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Strip Club Offers Christina Applegate $10K to Pole Dance Pregnant

Christina Applegate - and her baby bump - worked the pole in a video for Funny or Die.

Christina Applegate's pole dancing video for Funny or Die may have been in jest, but now the pregnant actress has an offer to shake her booty for real – and earn thousands of dollars for it, too.

Applegate, 39, bared her belly and grinded against a pole to Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" as a character named Roxy Fedaro in a (fake) commercial for a "Prenatal Pole Dancing" DVD.

"Many pregnant women experience these things called hormones because you're a total fat ass and you don't feel sexy anymore," Applegate said in the clip. "But that's why you need something I like to call ‘seducidence.' That's seductive confidence put together."

"Prenatal pole dancing works," she added, "because when men see pregnant women they know she's down for sex."

That apparently was enough to sell SCORES, New York City's infamous gentleman's club, on the idea, according to TMZ.com.

The gossip site obtained a letter from the club's general manager, Edward Norwick, who offered the "Samantha Who" star a week-long headlining gig.

Norwick wrote that he "would be honored to have you perform for our clientele as Roxy Fedaro, as well as teach a few lessons to our professional dancers."

"On top of the tips you are sure to receive," he added, "we can offer your $10k per appearance."

Applegate or her rep have not yet commented on the offer.

Tuesday, the mom-to-be tweeted that she heard "I have disgusted some of you. And all I have to say to you is........you're welcome!"

Applegate announced in July that she was expecting her first child with fiance Martyn LeNoble.

Sources: 1, 2.
Tags: comedy / comedian, pregnancy

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