This past February, Twitter reached an average of 50 million Tweets per day. Like most of you, we can easily waste hours poring over celebrity ramblings (especially those that clock in at 140 characters or less)—and it's truly hard to keep up. So we did some of the dirty work for you. It wasn't easy, but we've narrowed it down 25 of our 2010 favorite tweets from comedians, actors, and artists we couldn't help but follow. Here goes:
1.Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo)9/22/2010: Forced kid to take my autograph. He was crying. Idiot.
2.Aziz Ansari (@AzizAnsari) 6/21/2010: No idea why carne asada is trending on Twitter in LA, but if BP f**ked up carne asada some how, I'm gonna be f**king PISSED.
3.Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 6/13/2010: Today my 4 year old son told me I was fat. I just said, "Oh yeah? Well, I slept with your mother."
4.Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) 10/23/2010: I hunt everything I eat. Yesterday, I shot a Cobb salad.
5.Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) 4/10/2010: Someone approached me today and asked if I was that chick from the L Word...
6.Mindy Kaling (@MindyKaling) 5/29/2010:Kobe's Louboutins, Nash is Lanvin. Dragic is Miu Miu. Grant Hill is Sigerson Morrison. Phil Jackson is Chanel, obv.
7.Michael Ian Black (@MichaelIanBlack) 10/31/2010:Just ate all my kids' Halloween candy. You snooze, you lose.
8.Margaret Cho (@MargaretCho) 9/26/2010: I have the residue of a blue earplug in my hair so its like an avatar shot a load in it.
9.Kristen Schaal (@KristenSchaaled) 10/27/2010: Every day that goes by I fear the worst for Amelia Earhart.
10.Andy Richter (@Richter_Andy) 10/26/2010: A fun guys-only gag: 1. Take one of your testicles out of your pants. 2. Draw a little face wearing glasses on it. Look! It's Karl Rove!
11.Aziz Ansari (@AzizAnsari) 4/9/2010: Something very sad about the fact I haven't read Moby Dick, but I have read the Kindergarten Cop Wikipedia page.
12.Diablo Cody (@DiabloCody) 10/9/2010: Looking to start an all-girl Boyz II Men tribute band called Hotownphilly. Inqure within.
13.Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) 10/29/2010:I’m not saying that gay sex took place in the Chilean mine, but the first things they asked for were food, water, and Liza’s Greatest Hits.
14.Josh Terry (@JoshTerryAware) 11/3/2010: when you use the elevator to get to the 2nd floor, you're basically telling the world you never owned a pair of air jordan's
15.Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 11/4/2010:When a four year old says "Ew. I don’t like mashed potatoes" you realize how truly dumb children are.
16.Doug Benson (@DougBenson) 11/6/2010: When I reach 125,000 followers I'm going to pee in a bottle and mail it to Kevin Costner. #WeirdCelebration
17.Donald Glover (@MrDonaldGlover) 11/10/2010: Veronica laid in ecstasy, loving every moment of passion they shared. Then Russell was all like "UHH!" and came. #lazyromancenovel
18.Andrew WK (@andrewwk) 3/18/2010:PARTY TIP: Pee in your pants. It feels so good! Then just shower and put on fresh clothes.
19.Brian Posehn (@thebrianposehn) 9/12/2010: Without Twitter I wouldn't know what my idiot friends think of the VMAs. I also wouldn't know that the VMAs are on.
20.Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) 10/27/2010: As my 5 year-old son and I carved the pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.”
21.Natasha Leggero (@natashaleggero) 9/27/2010: Just because someone raised you doesn't mean you should have to add them on Facebook.
22.Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) 11/18/2010: I think I caught the theater bug while I was in NYC! It's either that or gonorrhea.
23.Lisa Lampenelli (@LisaLampenelli) 11/9/2010:Queen Elizabeth joins Facebook. If I wanna be friends with a queen online I’ll friend request Tom Cruise!
24.Patton Oswalt (@PattonOswalt) 9/27/2010: It's so hot in Los Feliz today I saw a hipster sweating -- UNIRONICALLY.
25.Andy Richter (@Richter_Andy) 10/14/2010: If reincarnation is true, the hosts of the Real Housewives wrap-up shows must have done some really evil sh*t in their previous lives.
What were your faves, ONTD? I do appreciate the Justin Beiber one.
ETA: Sorry it's a list and IDK how they chose these, just post your personal faves if you want to discuss them, okay?