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People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of 2010!

 




"That girl is like crack cocaine to me...Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

– John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, to Playboy





"He'll never have this napalm again."

– Jessica Simpson, firing back on The View


















 




"I will never have surgery again."

– Self-proclaimed plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag, to PEOPLE














 



"The only 'bookings' that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be 'booking' into Jail... eeeks."

– Lindsay Lohan, before spending less than a day in jail, on Twitter
















 



"When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn't know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time."

– 88-year-old It girl Betty White, giving a shout-out to the social network during her SNL monologue











 




"I'm getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!"

– Kim Kardashian, who became a target of Justin Bieber fans after the tween heartthrob jokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a Twitter pic












 



"When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"

– Lady Gaga, to Rolling Stone














 



"Kristen's pregnant."

– Robert Pattinson, still dodging questions about his relationship with Kristen Stewart by starting a rumor, on Oprah














 



"You are a fame whore is what you are."

– The Bachelor's Vienna Girardi, responding to her ex Jake Pavelka's disgust with her, on a Bachelor special following their split













 



"I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account."

– Conan O'Brien's bio description on his Twitter account after NBC gave The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno














 



"I know he knows who I am... He has to stop lying."

– Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, calling out President Barack Obama on his claim that he isn't familiar with the pint-size reality star, to E! online

















 



"I wasn't a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it."

– Playboy Playmate-turned-author Kendra Wilkinson, sharing details from her memoir Sliding into Home, on the Today show
















 



"It's the performance of his career."

– Director Casey Affleck, admitting that his "documentary" featuring a wacked-out Joaquin Phoenix was really a mockumentary, to the New York Times













 




"I'll burn the g-----n house down!"

– Mel Gibson, during one of his angry phone rants recorded by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva












 



"Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don't have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult."

– Russell Brand, before saying "I do" to new wife Katy Perry, to Parade magazine














 



"If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."

– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan












 



"We're going to Australia!"

– Oprah Winfrey, kicking off the final season of her talk show with her biggest audience giveaway yet














 



"I've heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They're supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn't like that."

– Zac Efron, 'fessing up to a strip club visit with HSM costar Corbin Bleu, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!













 



"I was acting my way through the whole thing."

– Jeremy London, recalling how he survived his alleged abduction, to PEOPLE














 



"Wasn't painful, not even a little bit."

– Gisele Bündchen, on how easy childbirth was for her, to the Brazilian TV show Fantastico














 



"I'm so not winning an Oscar."

– Sandra Bullock, a month before her Academy Award victory for The Blind Side, to reporters at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival









Which celeb had THE BEST quote of 2010? (1-10)

John Mayer/Jessica Simpson
135(20.6%)
Heidi Moron
3(0.5%)
Lindsay Lohan
16(2.4%)
Betty White
162(24.7%)
Kim Kardashian
4(0.6%)
Lady Gaga
169(25.8%)
Guy who looks like a foot
18(2.7%)
Vienna Girardi
6(0.9%)
CoCo Christopher
100(15.3%)
Snooki
42(6.4%)

(11-20)

Kendra
3(0.6%)
Casey Affleck
4(0.8%)
Mel Gibson
13(2.6%)
Russel Brand
49(9.8%)
Birtney
114(22.8%)
Oprah
17(3.4%)
Zac Efron
221(44.1%)
Jeremy London
6(1.2%)
Gisele Bundchen
14(2.8%)
Sandra Bullock
60(12.0%)


Source:

www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20442843_20443403,00.html


HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD!  :-) 


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