From Dateline NBC (im_chris_hansen) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
From Dateline NBC

People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of 2010!


"That girl is like crack cocaine to me...Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

– John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, to Playboy

"He'll never have this napalm again."

– Jessica Simpson, firing back on The View


"I will never have surgery again."

– Self-proclaimed plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag, to PEOPLE


"The only 'bookings' that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be 'booking' into Jail... eeeks."

– Lindsay Lohan, before spending less than a day in jail, on Twitter


"When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn't know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time."

– 88-year-old It girl Betty White, giving a shout-out to the social network during her SNL monologue


"I'm getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!"

– Kim Kardashian, who became a target of Justin Bieber fans after the tween heartthrob jokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a Twitter pic


"When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"

– Lady Gaga, to Rolling Stone


"Kristen's pregnant."

– Robert Pattinson, still dodging questions about his relationship with Kristen Stewart by starting a rumor, on Oprah


"You are a fame whore is what you are."

– The Bachelor's Vienna Girardi, responding to her ex Jake Pavelka's disgust with her, on a Bachelor special following their split


"I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account."

– Conan O'Brien's bio description on his Twitter account after NBC gave The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno


"I know he knows who I am... He has to stop lying."

– Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, calling out President Barack Obama on his claim that he isn't familiar with the pint-size reality star, to E! online


"I wasn't a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it."

– Playboy Playmate-turned-author Kendra Wilkinson, sharing details from her memoir Sliding into Home, on the Today show


"It's the performance of his career."

– Director Casey Affleck, admitting that his "documentary" featuring a wacked-out Joaquin Phoenix was really a mockumentary, to the New York Times


"I'll burn the g-----n house down!"

– Mel Gibson, during one of his angry phone rants recorded by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva


"Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don't have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult."

– Russell Brand, before saying "I do" to new wife Katy Perry, to Parade magazine


"If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."

– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan


"We're going to Australia!"

– Oprah Winfrey, kicking off the final season of her talk show with her biggest audience giveaway yet


"I've heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They're supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn't like that."

– Zac Efron, 'fessing up to a strip club visit with HSM costar Corbin Bleu, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!


"I was acting my way through the whole thing."

– Jeremy London, recalling how he survived his alleged abduction, to PEOPLE


"Wasn't painful, not even a little bit."

– Gisele Bündchen, on how easy childbirth was for her, to the Brazilian TV show Fantastico


"I'm so not winning an Oscar."

– Sandra Bullock, a month before her Academy Award victory for The Blind Side, to reporters at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Which celeb had THE BEST quote of 2010? (1-10)

John Mayer/Jessica Simpson
Heidi Moron
Lindsay Lohan
Betty White
Kim Kardashian
Lady Gaga
Guy who looks like a foot
Vienna Girardi
CoCo Christopher


Casey Affleck
Mel Gibson
Russel Brand
Zac Efron
Jeremy London
Gisele Bundchen
Sandra Bullock



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