hell_is_4_heros (hell_is_4_heros) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
hell_is_4_heros
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Gazonga attack

Jordan of....well of nothing really, shows her tits at the beach and rubs them on this lovely girl here.

It gets wierder than this shot of her holding up a pair of underpants (???) and very NSFW.

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Are these old? I don't know, but they sure don't lack in the amusing category.




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That girl wants her....baaaad.
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I always wanted an overly large tit massage from a married woman, personally.
What are we doing here, ladies?...
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For those asking, this is a quick summary of who Jordan is:
"Once upon a time, there lived a surgically-enhanced model called Jordan, who spent eight years posing topless for tabloids and lad mags, and became the fantasy figure for millions of men all over the land. Alas their wives and girlfriends had little time for the sexy provocateuse!

That is until February 2004, when Jordan appeared in the third of ITV's jungle reality series I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. In that gritty, competitive environment, the "sex bomb" facade fell away and millions of viewers got to know and love the girl behind Jordan: Katie Price. The romance that sparked between her and jungle mate Peter Andre, the 90s pop star, caught the public imagination.

Both Katie and Peter lost out in the race to bag the jungle prize but, as is often the case with reality show runners-up, they seem set to become the long-term winners. Their romance has endured ever since; they are due to marry in the summer of 2005; and they have grown into one of the UK's most famous and lucrative celebrity couples. Peter's singing career enjoyed a revival after his jungle appearance, while Katie's life story Being Jordan became the top-selling autobiography of 2004. It was inevitable that they would feature in their very own docu-soap series, the sort of programme that would divide critical opinion, and I consider myself very lucky to have been involved in its production."



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