Lick It Up Quick Before It Melts On The Floor

I don't know about you but I've spent the last week fascinated with Cazwell's 'Ice Cream Truck' video, so I decided to do a bit of research and find out more about the dancers (or as I like to call them "hot pieces of ass to be objectified in the best possible way")...and here's what I give to you after hours of research and development.

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let's start with the finest motherfucker: GERONIMO FRIAS


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my sexy bb with hair, still so fine, so fucking fine

"Geronimo has been featured in a number of TV/Commercials, including Dr. Pepper, McDonalds, Selected Service (English & Spanish), Nike, Verizon, Sears and Chocolate Milk, to mention a few.

Geronimo can be seen in music videos from Mary J Blige, The Baha Men & The Hustle Heartz. Has also been on TV shows such as Ed, Law & Order, The Bedford Diaries, All My Children, Sesame Street & Protagonistas De Novela 2 on Telemundo.

As a model Geronimo has been in Sally Mae, DL clothing ads & has done shows for Farcouture & Triple 5 Soul. As an Actor Geronimo has been in a few films like Anne B. Real, Face (2002) & August the 1st."


Also, his other website www.justgstyle.com is down but he got his first hint of fame on a dancing competition show on either Telemundo or Univision, I can't recall which.  But he won and his reaction was AMAZING. 

He's also a very well known go-go dancer in NY. 

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...give me strength.



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SO FUCKING CUTE, LOOK AT DEM TEEF

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Here he is on the set of the recently cancelled Law & Order with master thespian (no, he really is a good actor) Anthony Anderson, he played a dead body!  A dead hot body.  No cold case here. 

Geronimo is unforgivably straight. >:{

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JK, I'd forgive him for anything. Even murder.


Especially murder.

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JOE BUFFA

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He too is a dancer who's worked with the likes of Shakira and Thalia. He's also a fitness instructor, he teaches weekly classes in NY. Go to his site for more info.

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Here he is being all cute and queer with his buddies:



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JOHN BYRNE
(not the comic book artist, thank god)

He choreographed Britney's "Everytime" video at the ripe old age of 21. 

EDIT: This basic motherfucker also threatened to SUE dnfrommn 

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/49932615.html?thread=8502924359#t8502924359

You can see his video here, I won't even embed that shit I'm so mad.

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I have nothing nice to say so I'm gonna...

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Here he is with some Sunset Boulevard street walker, maybe he's straight, idk

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CESAR ABREU

Dancer, actor, former member of MENUDO!

"Cesar Abreu was born into a well to do Puerto Rican business family. His grandfather was a salesman who traveled across Puerto Rico daily, selling different types of products.

Abreu became a national celebrity in Puerto Rico at the age of nine, when the television show Que Angelitos! (Little Angels!) began to be shown in Puerto Rico by WAPA-TV during 1986. Que Angelitos! became a major hit in Puerto Rican television, and Abreu's grandfather had a cameo role during the show's opening.

After the show was cancelled three years later, Abreu auditioned for the then world famous group, Menudo. He was hired by Edgardo Diaz in 1990 to join the group, immediately becoming a teen idol in Puerto Rico and other parts of Latin America.

Abreu left the group without any explanations given by him or by his family after only seven months with Menudo. After Sergio Glass and Ruben Gomez were found by Miami International Airport police carrying drugs during one of the group's tours and Ralphy Rodriguez made allegations that Diaz sexually molested some of the group members, speculation as to why Abreu had left so suddenly widened. Nevertheless, Abreu never spoke about the reason why he left, and nothing involving him was ever proven.

Abreu had expressed his desire to become a dancer in a future while a member of Menudo. He achieved that dream, and currently is hired by a dance company. In adition, he has done a number of acting jobs.
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He also apparently went to my fucking high school. Who knew???

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Amazing

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Legit Stunning

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JOHNNY SANFORD

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So cute I literally can't stand it which is why I'm sitting right now.

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UGH DISGUSTINGLY CUTE

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He and Cazwell are a couple (they're ENGAGED and now they can actually get married, soon, hopefully), that was his chest at the end with the Cazwell tattoo.  Adorable.

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EDDY BARRENA

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holy shit

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Like most of ONTD Eddy is obsessed with Britney (http://www.twitvid.com/86C7C), she follows him on twitter though he hasn't tweeted in months.  He also has a blog (http://eddybarrena.blogspot.com/) with multiple mentions of Brit Brit.  I assume his full time job is being fine.

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JIMMY GONZALEZ

"I am originally from Los Angeles, moved to NYC for change and different scenery about 4 years ago. I have worked retail and found a liking in physical training with runners and tri-athletes.

I am currently working the waiter/bar scene and have had interest in modeling over the years. I have finally had the courage to take a step forward and give modeling a shot. I have had some experience in the past but never took it to serious.

I am an easy going guy who like to have fun and live in the now! I figure why waste what is now...

If you would like to contact me regarding any shoots or questions, please send me a message on here! "


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MMMM Jungle Fuck

And a delicious guy I have hardly any info on

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ALEXANDER MARAVILLA

All I know is he is a dancer (shocking, I know), has a facebook, but I can't find any further pics of him.

I also couldn't find ANY info on
AVI VICHNER but I assume that's this guy

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EDIT:  Avi Vichner's FACEBOOK thanks to sweetmotion : http://www.facebook.com/avichner

and some further info and  pics of him thanks to lovely_tunes 



he has a 'fashion line' (i don't consider people who do t-shirts to be proper fashion designers)

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4440921&id=657996896#!/photo.php?pid=4440921&id=657996896&fbid=427429756896

and a photo album called 'Narcissism' (him in a suit!!!111!!)

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=547960&id=657996896



http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1206320&id=657996896#!/photo.php?pid=1206333&id=657996896&fbid=61224316896

has an artsy blog

http://avichner.blogspot.com/

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Well, that's it bitches


HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE

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Because I certainly did.

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geronimo sources: http://www.myspace.com/geronimofrias & http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1164630/ & http://www.modelmayhem.com/386474 & http://www.geronimofrias.com/ & http://www.daviddust.com/search/label/Geronimo%20Frias

joe source: http://vimeo.com/4757682 & http://www.sceneinteractive.com/talents/BuffaJF/ & http://buffaboy.com/live/

john source: http://www.myspace.com/johnbyrneproductions & http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1083/is_6_78/ai_n6145125/

cesar sources:
http://www.cesarabreu.com/ & http://listing-index.ebay.com/actors/Cesar_Abreu.html

johnny source:
http://www.myspace.com/jny4187

eddy sources:
http://gman7157.blogspot.com/2010/06/eddy-barrena.html?zx=c91c80a4acf1c49a & http://twitter.com/eddyringmaster

alex source:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Maravilla/1284617152#!/profile.php?id=1284617152

jimmy source:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1148651

Image heavy. :}

Video added, cuz if ya don't know now ya knoooow: