Chunks is gone

February 16th, 2010, 01:55 pm

Chunks is gone

Basically, someone pretended to be a magazine editor and tricked Tila into thinking she had landed a photoshoot, only to cancel it for her "pregnancy" and replace her with Lady Gaga. But then Tila 'miscarried' and sent this crazy ass emails to the "magazine editor" pleading for the job.

RECAP: she was pregnant and she was SO HAPPY, but then she had a concussion and a metal chair fell onto her belly , cue miscarriage with "blood all over the place", but she will keep trying for a baby or just adopt one. Then she pleads for the chance to do the photoshoot, because hey, she's not pregnant anymore AND she's the girl in the most demand right now, because she makes 'headline news every day'.

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Current Mood: contemplative

Tagged: accidents, pregnancy

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mte

holy fuck this bitch.. a miscarriage at 15 weeks and she is flying to fucking russia? wouldnt she need a little more rest?
she needs to research her lies a little more.
I had a miscarriage at 14 weeks and it wasnt a easy procedure by aby means.
I went in for a ultra sound and the doctor couldnt detect a heart beat.
the details are to gory to share, but its not like a few days later I was ready for a flight around the wourld.

Sorry to hear about your miscarriage bb, this is exactly why this bitch pisses me off so much >:| ... I'm 21 weeks' pregnant and the thought of anything happening to my baby terrifies me :(

I'm sorry :(

i wish i cared for this bitch enough to read all those emails...

mte

nice userpic

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really? I'm glad I don't care enough to read them.

Seriously.

Please don't come to Australia. Please.

I am the girl that is in the MOST DEMAND! I literally make HEADLINE NEWS EVERY SINGLE DAY! as opposed to Lady Gaga, who is some no-good goddamn newbie tryhard, apparently. Or something along those lines.

JUST DON'T COME TO AUSTRALIA, OKAY; I LIKE MY LIFE IN ITS CURRENT NON-FUCKED-UP STATE

OH WAIT IT'S SORT OF FUCKED UP
NVM BUT DON'T COME ANYWAY

Edited at 2010-02-16 01:04 pm (UTC)

She should not come to Australia and Swifty should leave.

Swifty's here? That's funny; I don't see hordes of people running in the general direction of whatever arena she's singing at.

Oh wait...~~it's really late at night~~...why would they be?

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She's in Japan now according to her twitter

SHE IS ALREADY ON HER WAY.

GOD HELP US.

Shocking.

mte

yup.

Is this the new CHUNKS MY BABY?

Oh dear God, when will it end?

And lol @ all her ~qualifications~ on the bottom of that email.

Well, she is the president of Little Miss Trendsetter Management, LLC, after all.

i read this as Little Miss Transgender Management, LLC and i painted some amazing mental pictures

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And I'm the president of "

tamgerine thinks that Tila is a waste of fucking space" LLC. Word.

I was going to comment saying "But we already knew she had a mental miscarriage before she fell" but I don't want to incase this crazy shit is true and she did miscarriage. =/

bb, what it if WERE true? Do you think this bitch would be a suitable mother? Do you think her spawn would be healthy, with all the drugs and STDs she has in her body? Miscarriage is a serious issue and it's heartbreaking to lose a baby, but in this case it's the lesser of two evils. Besides, the chances that it is true are 0.1%

Well the child was meant to be for my brother and sister in law how can't have their own kids? (why the hell do I know that? o_o)

But yeah after reading her e-mails again I viewed them in a logica manner. There are so many effy things in them, it's crazy.

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ikr. as if she really has an assistant.

Bahahaha!

WOAH I lolled a little too hard at this

i think so too.

She's all "Dont tell the media cause they will just make fun of a woman who lost a baby". No they will make fun of a woman who thinks she lost a baby when there was nothing there to begin with. :\ damn.

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Seems like she cared a lot about her child..

mte

you know there was NO child? bitch made it all up.

"child"

Just as much as she cared about Casey

lmao what's this from?

What we have here is an awesome gif from Mel Brook's seminal masterpiece, The Producers

lmfao perfect

i did not see this coming. at all.

MONTY PYTHON GIF ♥

LMAO!

lol

HAHAHAHA.
A+

A+++++++++++++++++

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I love this.

the woman is genuinely ill and needs help

my jaw is still on the floor. who the FUCK fakes a pregnancy and a miscarriage for a photo shoot? GOOD LORD

MTE.

Have you ever heard of svmaria? She faked a miscarriage for lipgloss. Granted, she was no celeb, but neither is Tila.

THIS. Anyone who's had a miscarriage would NEVER talk about it in that much detail, especially not with someone they're trying to do business with. What a crazy fucking bitch.

Exactly.

I think it's kind of sad that there is NOBODY in her life that cares enough to get her some professional help. She needs to be committed.

omg I hate this bitch SO MUCH

Look at her face, she hates you too~

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so much LOL in the email

"I NEVER go out so NOBODY sees pics of me. so with that I keep myself a Mystery.."

"please don't announce to the Media that I lost my baby. it is something very private to heartbreaking to me"

it's lolworthy because she can't stop tweeting about everything and she calls the paps all the time
not because of a miscarriage (which is horrible if it's true)

lmao irl at her providing a news media link to prove she isn't lying about going to the hospital.

I agree, that was the best part LOL

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