Lindsay Lohan sex tape doesn't exist

All day there have been rumors about an alleged sex tape, starring Lindsay Lohan.

News of the reported explicit video was trumpeted by the Daily Mail, which ran a headline that read, “Lindsay Lohan braces herself for release of internet sex tape.”

Perez Hilton and others couldn’t contain themselves from jumping all over it. The supposed video, said reports, features 47 seconds of Lohan “frolicking naked with a mystery male… It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.”

According to the tale, the tape is in the possession of a waiter, who is going to release it worldwide via an “offshore porn site.”

Gossip Cop asked Lohan about the video, to which she replied, “What sex tape? Haha.”