Chris Brown: Graffiti
Chris Brown's latest album, brought to you with limited commercial interruptions by Terminix.
Bruce Springsteen: Working on a Dream
In simpler times, the Boss would've just put his tight ass in blue jeans in front of an American flag. Even with Bruce celebrating his 60th birthday this year, I think we all would have preferred that. There's a chorus on this album that goes, "I had my good eye to the dark/ And my blind eye to the sun." We'll take the apology however we can get it.
Claude VonStroke: Bird Brain
There Is a Bird on My Head was too literal.
Cymbals Eat Guitars: Why There Are Mountains
Despite the best efforts of this homeless kid and his sad dog, we're nowhere closer to understanding why there are mountains.
Dark Meat: When the Shelter Came
"Hold still, I think I see something."
Ear Pwr: Super Animal Brothers III
If they were making out, it could've been a Jim O'Rourke album cover.
Fischerspooner: Entertainment
Adam Lambert, this is your future.
Green Day: 21st Century Breakdown
Banksy would be proud. Or disgusted. Probably disgusted.
Jello Biafra: The Audacity of Hype
We didn't think this guy's CDs could get edgier. Then we ran them through the shredder.
Joss Stone: Colour Me Free!
I don't know, Joss, behind bars is actually a pretty good look for you.
Keith Urban: Defying Gravity
Lionel Richie, your move.
Kid Cudi: Man on the Moon: The End of Day
"Good news, Mr. Cudi, your X-Rays are in-- and I think we've finally discovered the cause of your migraines."
Mannie Fresh: Return of the Ballin'
"So, what's it gonna take to get you to drive out of here in one of these today?"
MSTRKRFT: Fist of God
It works because listening to MSTRKRFT is like being punched and shat on at the same time.
Neil Young: Fork in the Road
A/S/L?
Patrick Wolf: The Bachelor
The second-strangest walk of shame in Patrick Wolf's life.
Razorlight: Slipway Fires
They were four men...living all together...but they were all alone.
Scott Hardkiss: Technicolor Dreamer
"I've fallen... and I can't get up!"
Sum41: All the Good Shit: 14 Solid Gold Hits, 2001-2008
It takes a special kind of bad album cover to include an entire decade's worth of bad album covers. The only thing left to do is slap a space shuttle with bird wings on it.
Tori Amos: Midwinter Graces
Just take that Final Fantasy cutscene and run with it, girl!
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