Notes the veteran superstar, "Christian and I haven't met, but I'm really looking forward to talking to him about this. As for the rumors that we're related: well, it's pretty unlikely, but since I'm one of 2,353 brothers and sisters, anything is a possibility."
And to prove I still have way too much time on my hands,
Kermit Bale comparisons courtesy of Google image searches and a lot of free time. *The first comparison was photoshop spliced.