Mayer decides to get Sinatra smooth when he addresses rumours:
Via his twitter:
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
More goodness behind the cut
"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."
"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli." (My personal favorite)
"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
I think it's hilarious. More fun then 'It's bullshit.'
Any spelling errors are his.