John Mayer addressed rumours like a gentleman

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Mayer decides to get Sinatra smooth when he addresses rumours:
Via his twitter:

"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."

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"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."

"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli." (My personal favorite)

"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."

I think it's hilarious. More fun then 'It's bullshit.'


Any spelling errors are his.

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