mattchew03 (mattchew03) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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New Season of ANTM, New Videos/Recaps from Rich

Happy ANTM Day!   



To prepare you for the joyous biannual occasion that is the America's Next Top Model cycle premiere, I've assembled a video montage of an ANTM premiere hallmark: worshipful fawning over Tyra Banks. I know it's Beatles Day and all, but really, those half-dead mop tops have nothing on her panty-sopping properties. Sorry guys, Tyramania > Beatlesmania. And she deserves it -- she works so hard day and night to innovate facial contortions, contradict herself, create arbitrary rules and to insert herself into any relayed story and/or situation. It's a triumph of the human spirit, really: if you're frustrated that the world doesn't revolve around you, well, create one that does. That is chiefly what ANTM is. (But lo! She's branching out, thank god, since I've been agonizing over the fact that besides smiling with my eyes and extending my neck, I have no real clue on how to live my life. This should be helpful.)

As always, I'll post weekly ANTM recaps on Mondays, although I may post the premiere's on Tuesday, since I'll probably want to write about the VMAs. You'll just have to wait and see how it all plays out. Aren't you glad I'm bringing suspense back to your life?

(Oh, and the montage above was inspired by one that
Tracie cut featuring all the screaming in the Cycle 10 premiere.You should watch it again. It's worth cherishing.)

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Tags: antm / top model (international)
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