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BREAKING NEWS: QUEEN LATIFAH IS A LESBIAN

MORE BREAKING NEWS--SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THE SKY IS BLUE

I stumbled across this scan from this week's National Enquirer and I just had to share.





Source: Unzipped.net (NSFW)

Here's the commentary from the source:

Historically, there are three things that make your Unzipped editors laugh, sometimes hysterically, and they are as follows:

1. National Enquirer photo captions of horrible, trashy, and grainy pictures ("A delighted Queen (left) gets an eyeful as a stripper bares all").

2. Unnecessary censorship (how many strippers show their vag but cover their boobs? Duh. She's totally wearing panties).

3. That there are people in America who would find the news that Queen Latifah is a lesbian shocking.


I LOL'ed.

ETA: The post is more about the "WILD ALL-WOMAN STRIPPER PARTY" that she had more than about her being a lesbian. I was going to transcribe the article from the scan, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
Tags: coming out, magazine covers and articles
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