HOLY SHIT IT'S CHRISTOPHER WHITELAW PINE!!! EVEN HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT! DIDN'T YOU MISS HIM?
(note LaQueento's spy chilling at the counter in his fug hat, making sure his bb's home safe...and yes, Laqueento does have spies, and yes they all wear fughats to show which side they're on. obviously.)
"UMM, ZACHARY? YOU SWEAR I WASN'T GONNA SEE THAT DUDE AT THE COUNTER? ...YES, OF COURSE THE HAT GAVE HIM AWAY!"
"...NO, I'M NOT MAD, IT'S JUST....WAIT, WHAT? ....WHAT AM I WEARING?...."
"....I DON'T KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?.....OH...OHHHHH...UH....I'LL BE THERE IN TEN MINUTES."
"I'M SURE GLAD I ONLY BROUGHT THIS GUITAR WITH ME. ADIOS BITCHES! IT'S PINTO TIME!"
ETA: NO BULGE?! NO BULGE????
FIRST OF ALL:
HE WILL BULGE YOU TO DEATH OK? BUT SOMETIMES HE LIKES TO BE LOOKED IN THE EYE AND CAN YOU BLAME HIM? GOD!
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