partyrobot (partyrobot) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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THE MOST ANNOYINGLY HIPSTER TRAILER EVER

(You make me want to vote Republican)

The delightfully pretty and funny Kristen Wiig stars in this trailer for One Night Only, which is unfortunately the hipsteriest movie that ever hipstered.

It’s produced by Last Pictures, a New York-based company that usually specializes in short films, and is described as “a romantic drama about two couples shifting sexual dynamics over one night in a folk music bar.”

Ooof. Man, I want to knock this trailer off its stupid fixed gear bicycle so bad, but chances are its father is a lawyer. The entire trailer consists of two context-free throwaway conversations, followed by a credits montage that takes up three-fourths of the trailer, set to a song by Bob Dylan’s unemployed nephew.



Seriously, that has got to be a candidate for the most annoying goddamned song in history. “This here’s a foreign song I learned in Utah.” What? “Hey, y’all, I never learned a skill or how to relate to people, so I try to trick ‘em into confusin’ pointlessness for art. Here it go…” Then he starts singing the stuttery folk version of Hava Nagila and eventually starts yodelling. I can’t believe I didn’t make that up. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF. This is more offensive than Neo-Nazi death metal.

[via CinemaBlend & FilmDrunk]


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