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Shit Just Got Real: My 40 Second Internet Chat With Edgar Wright, he remembers ONTD; I DIE.

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So I'll tell you what happened last night on his website and twitter, I mentioned ONTD and he clearly remembers us. I sure as hell hope he didn't cancel those google alerts about himself so that he can see that we analyze his weight BECAUSE WE LOVE HIM, THAT'S ENOUGH ASS-KISSING

Also, before entering, I'm sure you're thinking, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS, well I'll tell you:
  • Director of the British television show Spaced, which you should watch on Hulu BTW
  • Director of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
  • Director of the upcoming Scott Pilgrim vs. the World starring ONTD's most hated actor Michael Cera and the gorgeous Mary Elizabeth Winstead
  • Director of the fake trailer Don't (which was voiced by Will Arnett BTW) that was featured in Quentin Tarantino's and Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse
  • BETTER THAN YOU




So, it all started when I was trolling twitter last night and Edgar posted the link to his new blog entry on his website, which I go to everyday but I never comment on because I'd probably just sound like another one of this ass kissing fans, so anyways, of course I was the first comment asking if the pic he posted of some dvds, were the ones he purchased at Amoeba, one of the largest independent music stores in the world, here in L.A. since he mentioned he went there a few days ago on twitter, he replies to me (just read from TOP TO BOTTOM) and the following occurs:

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While all of this is happening, I take to MY twitter to fangirl over what was happening and well, HE SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME....

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I think he was just searching his name on twitter and that's how he found me, since I didn't @reply to him, fearing he WOULD find me, which he did, I think it was just a weird coincidence.

Also, what I'm referring to in the last comment on his website is what he, Jason Reitman, and Brook Busey Diablo Cody were saying because him and Jason Reitman are each others doppelgänger: pic via Jason Reitman's Twitter

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There you have it, he STILL remembered when ociousity said he looked "fatter in real life" while I said I'd fuck him, bet he didn't remember that, wtffff, show yourself ociousity, he printed that thread and showed it to the crew!
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EDIT: AND HERE IT IS, ociousity EMERGES FROM HER ORIGINAL COMMENT
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And he regretted posted the link of the post I originally made, on his facebook, since he mistakenly referred to ONTD as a "fansite".

The post I made that started this mess http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/37180875.html

The post that tidemeover made and screencaped his facebook http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/37218516.html

I wouldn't be surprised if he made a LJ account, joined ONTD to comment on this entry just to freak all of us out, well, I'm pretty sure he's gonna read this but I'm thinking about leaving a link to this post as a comment in his new blog entry later tonight, so Edgar, I hope you think I'm a fucking tool because I didn't go through allllll of this to be remembered as another of one of your never ending ass-kissing fans, and I didn't get any sleep last night because of that fucking @reply.

Why don't you leave comments about how'd you'd fuck him, how much you love him, how much you loved Hot Fuzz, yada yada, post pics, gifs or macros like this, that you'd think he'd like:
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Finally his Heaven sent twitter, follow it:
http://twitter.com/edgarwright

Seriously, this is me after putting all of this together
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All the sources: Me and her, we'll kick your ass, we'll wait with KNIVES after class!
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