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Jon Gosselin, the chick magnet BFF of Michael Lohan and sometimes father of eight, is now @jongosselin1 -- on Twitter, that is.
Reps for the Jon & Kate Plus 8 star have confirmed that the @jongosselin1 account does in fact belong to Mr. Gosselin, so all you single ladies (under 25, of course) are now free to woo him on Twitter with your beer bong and blending-in-with-floorplants skills.
Personally, I'm excited for the late night drunken fratboy TwitPics that are sure to come from Jon's feed -- and so far, he hasn't disappointed:
After the cut, Jon's tweets in full...
DIRECT LINK TO JON'S TWITTER PAGE
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