missmunchkin (missmunchkin) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

A look into the world of the classy new lady in Jon Gosselin's life

Hailey Glassman is the new girlfriend of Jon Gosselin as we are all aware of now, but let's take a look at what makes her so much better than Kate and eight children.

Meet Exhibit A:

Hailey Glassman

Her interests include working out, being a stylist, fashion, art, music and being an old looking whore. She's actually 22 years old, since she was born on February 18th, 1987.

Her AIM screen name? Goldeloks18. Complete with an icon of a cat smoking a joint with a weed leaf on its stomach.

It also says she's "In a Relationship" which she's apparently been in since May 1st. This coincides with all reports of Jon secretly meeting with her at that diner and being out with her and her Mom. One friend responds to the declaration of the relationship, asking "is this one going to be on E! as well?" I'm not sure if this means she's dated another famous guy or what, but who knows?

All we know is that Jon is trying to give rich poor little Hailey her dream come true and land her a clothing line. She must truly be into Jon Gosselin, right? After all, it's not like one of her facebook groups is "Not a fan of fat people" and no, Jon definitely isn't a fat tub of lard. Other facebook group highlights include "Hi, I'm _____ and I'm sooooo fucking addicted to Guitar Hero" and "FIGHTING TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!"

I don't know about you guys, but I would definitely leave my family for such a fine catch. Let's take a look at more pictures of stunning young Hailey showing her beauty and grace:

Showing just how white gangsta she really is.

I'm guessing Kate got to her after she heard what was going down.

I have no doubts she'll be faithful to Jon Gosselin.

Just gonna take a wild guess and figure this is what Jon Gosselin first saw in the classy lady that is Hailey.

Hailey doing what she does best.

I don't know about you guys, but if my 22 year old daughter brought in Jon Gosselin, especially after I did a procedure on his wife, I'd flip the fuck out. I'm guessing they're pretty cool with it though, if these are the types of things their daughter does on a daily basis.

After all, Jon, why stick with this?

When you can have a new life with someone like this?

Don't be surprised when she dumps you after her clothing line launches. (I'm just sayin' ...)

SOURCE: Hailey Glassman's facebook and tinypic image search.
Tags: jon and kate gosselin
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