vixenred24 (vixenred24) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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russell brand denies the firecrotch




Brand turns down sex

I NEVER thought I’d live to see the day that RUSSELL BRAND turned down a bit of bedroom action.But it is with regret that I bring you the news that my three times Bizarre Shagger Of The Year does in fact have a line which he is not prepared to cross.

 

The dandy funnyman is refusing to give the dinkle treatment to actress LINDSAY LOHAN.

Li-Lo has been trying to cosy up to the Forgetting Sarah Marshall star at various Hollywood parties over the last few weeks.

Her latest attempt at seducing Russ was at his new best friend P DIDDY’s annual White Party last weekend. But he politely declined her advances.

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It's from The Sun so... grain of salt, everyone. Still, I'd love if this were true. Not only is it LOL-inducing but I don't want that particular ho (I say "particular" because everyone he dates or goes near is normally of the ho/skank nature) anywhere near my Russell Wussell, thank you very much.

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