SlimSassyandSexxy (slimandsexxy) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

It Is OVER - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie SPLIT!!!!!


After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it's finally over between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Hollywood's most glamorous power couple - who never married despite having six children - have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following five tumultuous years together, say sources.

Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.

"They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.

"It's an official split."

If the strong-willed couple can't find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.

The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while in Cannes, France, for the screening of Brad's new movie Inglourious Basterds.

They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Angie, 34, and Brad, 45, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.

A jealous Angelina was said to be incensed over the attention Brad was getting from other women, having argued recently over Brad's continued contact with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

"Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split," disclosed the insider.

P.s., no "from enquirer" comments in this.  They called Patrick Swayze, they called the Brangelina affair, they called the Brad Pitt and Jennifer ANiston breakup, they called the John Edwards lovechild and affair.  Do I go on?????????

So let's do a rundown of how much money these two made out of their children ever since Jolie entered the agreement with People Magazine

At this point, nobody really gave a shit about her so who knows how much she was paid for this.  She was not hot commodity then, I dare say something in the 100s of thousands.

This was with her first Human Shield.  She got Zahara to stop people from talking about her Homewrecking.  If people are talking about how she "rescued" a dying (which was a lie because Zahara NEVER had AIDS like she claimed initially), how can they badger her for being a homewrecker??? How much she made from this is also unknown again because at this point, noone paid close attention.

OFFICIAL Child PIMPING began at the going rate of $6,000,000.00

This was when she had Zahara flown out so that she could put them all in this spread.  I remember being utterly disgusted.  Of course Shiloh was left out of this shoot, because she was trying to reinforce her earth mother image by putting the naked Pax in what??????? People gagazine for a cool $2,000,000.000

Need I say more.  The children she had obviously by IVF because there had been pictures of her going to see the IVF doctor.  And Brangelina pimped them out for $14,000,000.00

And for those who do not think that Angelina had an arrangement with People magazine, here is the first cover where they were "CAUGHT" in Kenya while Shitt was still married.  What papparzzi walks around Kenya and stops like "SHIT, It's Brangelina."  I doubt Shitt knew, but it is obvious Jolie had set this up.

HOW MUCH DID BRANGELINA GET OVERALL FROM PIMPING OUT THEIR CHILDREN???????? $22,000,000.00 that we know of. How much have they supposedly given to charity?????????? I do not have the facts, but I can bet that they have yet to scratch $5,000,000.00.


Dear Mods, it took me forever to put this together. KThanx.

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt

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