First up, the Idols you forgot even existed:
Our favorite pothead-who's-not-really-a-pothead, Jason Castro
Nikki McKibbin in all her
I actually forgot this guy's name. I'm sure we all did. I'm going to guess he's maybe a Chris or a Michael of some sort?
No onto the people we can actually recognize:
Trying to figure out wtf he's doing at an American Idol show.
Black Eyed Peas
Janice Dickenson being dragged away by law enforcement for ..... well do they really need a reason to contain her?
Now let me introduce you to tonight's Couple of the Evening:
During the show:
Adam's fabulous ensemble
Bikini "I would ask you what's new but I think we all already know" Girl
Stevie Wonder and Go-home-key
Tatiana Del Toro
Allison and Cyndi Lauper
Bikini Girl about to be put in her place
Lionel Richie and Gokey (unfortunately.)
And the announcement of the 2009 winner of American Idol:
Eta: fuck I forgot a bunch of pictures:
Kris and Keith Urban
Lil and Latifa and Spandex
For Me For You
Ryan with his smug smile. I love that little bitch.
Did I already post this one? Oh well. Look at it again. Look at those angels in all white.
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