john mayer talks about brad pitt getting sucked off by angelina jolie.

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Oh, how we love John Mayer and his big, big mouth. We were only saying yesterday that the man just can't help himself, and now something he said over two years ago has come back to bite him in the (really rather attractive) bum. In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine way back in September 2006 – in other words, a long time before he and Jennifer Aniston had even met, let alone sampled each other's saliva – he mused on what it must be like for Brad Pitt to... well, there's no way to put this delicately... get blow jobs from Angelina. "Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie," he said. "I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy mother-cker, I've got nothing for you.'" So, John's likening a blowie from Ange as the greatest possible sexual experience in the world? Um, we wonder how Jen's going to feel about that?!

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